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08 May 2020
Last post here All, this will be the last post here. It turns out that github isn’t very easy to maintain, all things considered. I mostly started this particular site...
Persephone thinks the townhouse might be haunted
17 Feb 2020
Why Thanatos would think living in his boss’ house is a good idea, I’ll never know.
Hera makes an egregious miscalculation
16 Feb 2020
You should think of this happening while Hades and Persephone are still “just friends.”
Hades is into it.
11 Feb 2020
Tanais is one of the furthest cities of the ancient Greek world, and therefore known but unlikely to come up in passionate embrace.
Even people in passionate marriages want fresh fruit.
10 Feb 2020
In Italy, “to make the fig” refers to a crude gesture with a meaning like the middle finger in many other places. You make it by sticking your thumb between...
Persephone and Hades' relationship is an important relationship archetype
08 Feb 2020
I started writing this comment as a response to a comment lamenting Persephone’s youth. I am nothing if not long-winded, and this post quickly expanded. In this post I am...
Persephone's unfamiliarity with her new phone betrays her.
03 Feb 2020
This is a bit of a callback to when Hades did not believe Persephone was picking him up.
Hades wouldn't change a thing about Persephone
23 Jan 2020
I believe this will be the last of the “pickup lines” series. If you don’t understand Persephone’s pickup line, ask your parents.
Ares and Athena have a sibling rivalry for the ages.
20 Jan 2020
Nike (one of Athena’s sobriquets) means “victory” and is where we get the name for the shoe company.
Hades really hates the lyre
18 Jan 2020
According to Greek mythology, although Apollo was most closely associated with lyre, Hermes invented it.
Persephone's not the goddess of the hunt, but she still goes on the hunt
16 Jan 2020
Imagine this happening after Hades and Persephone are married.
Persephone lays some village girl wisdom on Minthe
10 Jan 2020
Persephone so badly wants to stand up for Hades, and casts some serious shade (of the 21st–century variety), but can’t bring herself to be totally mean. Also, although Persephone is...
Persephone is in for a pleasant surprise
09 Jan 2020
If you, like Persephone, don’t understand what “breathing through one’s ears” means it refers to a man who is a lot like Hades, and not a lot like Apollo and...
Persephone lets Asspollo know how she feels about him
08 Jan 2020
If this is a little unclear, imagine that the Pomegranate phone has a “Siri-like” personal assistant, and the personal assistant sometimes has misfires, just like Siri. If someone asks a...
Persephone is really starting to push the envelope of risque
07 Jan 2020
I like to think that Persephone believes she has to be lewd to get Hades’ attention, but it is so antithetical to her nature, and Hades just isn’t having it,...
It really is necessary, everything else is a bonus
06 Jan 2020
Originally suggested u/atodd225. This was a challenge, because I’m still not sure about Zeus and Ares dynamic. You cant go wrong with a good old fashioned emasculation joke, though, at...
The Corleones of Olympus
04 Jan 2020
In a recent response to a question about the recurring theme of limitations on kings from u/kneecapsnathan, I made an allusion to the 1972 American film, The Godfather. u/henrythefifth replied...
Thanatos is truly stupid
02 Jan 2020
As good a retelling as any of this actual Greek myth is “Myths and Legends Podcast”, Ep. 34. Stay tuned for the exiting conclusion…!
LO and Reddit
02 Jan 2020
Over the New Year my reddit karma passed 5,000, which is not amazing compared to extremely active Redditors, but quite respectable considering that I only post on reddit/r/lore_olympus, and only...
One of these gods looks just like another
31 Dec 2019
This the second of two conversations. Go to the first conversation. I must confess that the original idea that either Athena or Hades might be Hades bastard sprung from a...
Some people share a suspiciously specific set of characteristics
30 Dec 2019
This is actually part 1/2. Part 2 comes tomorrow!
Hades cares about Persephone in a special way
29 Dec 2019
I do not normally post text messages on Saturdays or Sundays, to allow space between my common fan content and actual releases. I was inspired by the tone of a...
Where did Minthe go wrong, and what *should* she have done to fix things?
27 Dec 2019
Minthe has been a hot and controversial topic on r/Lore_Olympus recently. I have been pretty hard on Minthe myself, but think that diversity of opinion on Minthe is valuable in...
Sometimes pickup lines literally don't translate well
27 Dec 2019
If you can’t figure it out there, are two ways Persephone could have been trying to go. The more likely is the old “…put U and I together…”. If she...
There's something familiar about that Hermes character
25 Dec 2019
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24 Dec 2019
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A Saturnalia Present (to me)
23 Dec 2019
I have decided to go for a “soft launch” of this website/blog as a Saturnalia present to me, and hopefully some fellow fans out there. I have been posting primarily...
Persephone is definitely a good mama
23 Dec 2019
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Hades is also denying Persephone of a choice
18 Dec 2019
A theme that has emerged in LO is the contrast between Hades and essentially all other gods in Olympus. Hades wants Persephone to choose her own path, whereas everyone else...
When your crush ruins your crude pickup line by being too pure
13 Dec 2019
You should be able to appreciate the purity without understanding the line, but
if you don’t
know it…
Zeus is a Machiavellian Psychopath: Zeus vs. Persedes
12 Dec 2019
This is entry 4 of 4 in a series about Zeus and his role in the politics of LO. In previous installments we have talked about Zeus treatment of his...
Zeus is deviant by any standard
11 Dec 2019
Sikeon is Greek for cucumber.
Zeus is a Machiavellian Psychopath: Zeus vs. the Olympians
10 Dec 2019
This is entry 3 of 4 in a series about Zeus and his role in the politics of LO. In previous installments we have talked about Zeus treatment of his...
Zeus is a Machiavellian Psychopath: Zeus vs. the 6 Traitors
06 Dec 2019
This is part two of a 4 part series on how Zeus, as portrayed in LO is a formidable, manipulative, political operator. In the previous installment, I wrote about how...
Zeus is a Machiavellian Psychopath: Zeus vs. his Brothers
05 Dec 2019
This is part 1 of a 4 part series on theories of the Politics of LO. While LO is undeniably primarily about romantic relationships, some of the verisimilitude of the...
Persephone using pickup lines from a magazine on Hades pt 5
02 Dec 2019
It seems not everyone is familiar with the fine art of really, really, just awful pick-up lines, so here are the three Persephone is stringing together (usually told by a...
Hades Thoughts on Kidnapping
10 Nov 2019
Ep. 87 represents a major change in how Hades deals with Persephone, and I believe it is because he now knows she is not a full member of TGOEM. Hades...
Aphrodite Theory
06 Oct 2019
LOs Aphrodite is almost uniformly more sympathetic and kind than the Greek myth version. She is a caring mother to 7 children, including an adult who still lives at home...