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Last post here 08 May 2020 Last post here All, this will be the last post here. It turns out that github isn’t very easy to maintain, all things considered. I mostly started this particular site...
Poseidon is planning Hades bachelor party Zeus seeks reassurance Persephone reassures Agape, there can be happiness Hades is worried about dying Persephone asks Hades on a date Something is amiss with spring. Persephone gets a surprise heading home for the first time, alone. Persephone and Hades have a healthy, saucy relationship. Every parent wants a good doggo like Cerberus Persephone likes that Hades is a gentleman…most of the time. Hermes is a trickster god, too. Hades and Persephone have similar social preferences. Pink is not the reason Hades is reminded of Persephone. Persephone cannot lie, about certain things. Hades thinks mortals might be crazy about sex. Hera has a question about Hades wedding Hades has no chill about Zeus and Persephone Eros grows a spine Hades has a surprise waiting in his office You'd think that a Fate would have seen this coming. Hades has a surprise waiting in his office. It seems Persephone doesn't need a ride Raising a little girl in the Underworld comes with its own challenges. Athena has a plan to piss off Apollo Poseidon tries a mean trick on Hades and Persephone Thanatos is thinking of running for office Persephone needs to borrow a book Zeus has an uncomfortable conversation with his physicians
Persephone thinks the townhouse might be haunted 17 Feb 2020 Why Thanatos would think living in his boss’ house is a good idea, I’ll never know.
Hades calls Thanatos' phone, and discovers Thanatos is hiding in the attic.
Hera makes an egregious miscalculation 16 Feb 2020 You should think of this happening while Hades and Persephone are still “just friends.”
Hera locks Hades and Persephone in the bathroom. Eros likes romatic times of year, but modern ideas about Cupid make it wierd Thetis may have accidentally set up Minthe with Thanatos Hades thinks that St. Valentine gets too much credit for being a romantic
Hades is into it. 11 Feb 2020 Tanais is one of the furthest cities of the ancient Greek world, and therefore known but unlikely to come up in passionate embrace.
Persephone almost chokes out Hades when they kiss. Persephone misuses the phrase 'hooked up'
Even people in passionate marriages want fresh fruit. 10 Feb 2020 In Italy, “to make the fig” refers to a crude gesture with a meaning like the middle finger in many other places. You make it by sticking your thumb between...
Hades wants figs from the mortal realm
Persephone and Hades' relationship is an important relationship archetype 08 Feb 2020 I started writing this comment as a response to a comment lamenting Persephone’s youth. I am nothing if not long-winded, and this post quickly expanded. In this post I am...
Persephone didn't think the implications of bringing all the animals to the underworld.
Persephone's unfamiliarity with her new phone betrays her. 03 Feb 2020 This is a bit of a callback to when Hades did not believe Persephone was picking him up.
Persephone reveals things to Aphrodite she would rather keep secret. Melinoe creates Cthulhu to help her uncle, whom she is fond of Zeus wants Thetis to take a letter. Zagreus is a lot like his father. Hades pretends to be Cerberus
Hades wouldn't change a thing about Persephone 23 Jan 2020 I believe this will be the last of the “pickup lines” series. If you don’t understand Persephone’s pickup line, ask your parents.
Hades loves Persephone just like she is Congratulations, you're dead! Minthe gets knocked down but not out
Ares and Athena have a sibling rivalry for the ages. 20 Jan 2020 Nike (one of Athena’s sobriquets) means “victory” and is where we get the name for the shoe company.
Athena throws shade
Hades really hates the lyre 18 Jan 2020 According to Greek mythology, although Apollo was most closely associated with lyre, Hermes invented it.
Hades would fire Hermes for inventing the lyre
Persephone's not the goddess of the hunt, but she still goes on the hunt 16 Jan 2020 Imagine this happening after Hades and Persephone are married.
Persephone is going to get her man, one way or the other Hades wants to go apple picking.
Persephone lays some village girl wisdom on Minthe 10 Jan 2020 Persephone so badly wants to stand up for Hades, and casts some serious shade (of the 21st–century variety), but can’t bring herself to be totally mean. Also, although Persephone is...
An owner never beats their own valuable horse
Persephone is in for a pleasant surprise 09 Jan 2020 If you, like Persephone, don’t understand what “breathing through one’s ears” means it refers to a man who is a lot like Hades, and not a lot like Apollo and...
Hades can breathe through his ears, kinda.
Persephone lets Asspollo know how she feels about him 08 Jan 2020 If this is a little unclear, imagine that the Pomegranate phone has a “Siri-like” personal assistant, and the personal assistant sometimes has misfires, just like Siri. If someone asks a...
Apollo's phone knows that Hades can satisfy Persephone.
Persephone is really starting to push the envelope of risque 07 Jan 2020 I like to think that Persephone believes she has to be lewd to get Hades’ attention, but it is so antithetical to her nature, and Hades just isn’t having it,...
Persephone gets lewd, and fails
It really is necessary, everything else is a bonus 06 Jan 2020 Originally suggested u/atodd225. This was a challenge, because I’m still not sure about Zeus and Ares dynamic. You cant go wrong with a good old fashioned emasculation joke, though, at...
Cutting Zeus free
The Corleones of Olympus 04 Jan 2020 In a recent response to a question about the recurring theme of limitations on kings from u/kneecapsnathan, I made an allusion to the 1972 American film, The Godfather. u/henrythefifth replied...
Hades makes a dad joke
Thanatos is truly stupid 02 Jan 2020 As good a retelling as any of this actual Greek myth is “Myths and Legends Podcast”, Ep. 34. Stay tuned for the exiting conclusion…!
Sisyphus tricks Thanatos
LO and Reddit 02 Jan 2020 Over the New Year my reddit karma passed 5,000, which is not amazing compared to extremely active Redditors, but quite respectable considering that I only post on reddit/r/lore_olympus, and only...
A wild hecatonchiron appears!
One of these gods looks just like another 31 Dec 2019 This the second of two conversations. Go to the first conversation. I must confess that the original idea that either Athena or Hades might be Hades bastard sprung from a...
Athena sure reminds me of someone Hades reveals a little too much.
Hades cares about Persephone in a special way 29 Dec 2019 I do not normally post text messages on Saturdays or Sundays, to allow space between my common fan content and actual releases. I was inspired by the tone of a...
Persephone needs a phone book to be able to look Hades in the eye.
Where did Minthe go wrong, and what *should* she have done to fix things? 27 Dec 2019 Minthe has been a hot and controversial topic on r/Lore_Olympus recently. I have been pretty hard on Minthe myself, but think that diversity of opinion on Minthe is valuable in...
Minthe as seen by one fan
Sometimes pickup lines literally don't translate well 27 Dec 2019 If you can’t figure it out there, are two ways Persephone could have been trying to go. The more likely is the old “…put U and I together…”. If she...
The Greek alphabet is not as long Cerberos eats Melinoe's friend
There's something familiar about that Hermes character 25 Dec 2019 Part 3/3 < Previous message « First message
Hermes is Santa Claus
Cerberos is the bestest doggo 24 Dec 2019 Part 2/3 < Previous message > Next message
Cerberos is a good boi
A Saturnalia Present (to me) 23 Dec 2019 I have decided to go for a “soft launch” of this website/blog as a Saturnalia present to me, and hopefully some fellow fans out there. I have been posting primarily...
Persephone is definitely a good mama 23 Dec 2019 Part 1/3 > Next message in series
Nightmares at naptime. Bona fide snack!
Hades is also denying Persephone of a choice 18 Dec 2019 A theme that has emerged in LO is the contrast between Hades and essentially all other gods in Olympus. Hades wants Persephone to choose her own path, whereas everyone else...
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When your crush ruins your crude pickup line by being too pure 13 Dec 2019 You should be able to appreciate the purity without understanding the line, but if you don’t know it…
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Zeus is a Machiavellian Psychopath: Zeus vs. Persedes 12 Dec 2019 This is entry 4 of 4 in a series about Zeus and his role in the politics of LO. In previous installments we have talked about Zeus treatment of his...
Zeus is deviant by any standard 11 Dec 2019 Sikeon is Greek for cucumber.
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Zeus is a Machiavellian Psychopath: Zeus vs. the Olympians 10 Dec 2019 This is entry 3 of 4 in a series about Zeus and his role in the politics of LO. In previous installments we have talked about Zeus treatment of his...
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Zeus is a Machiavellian Psychopath: Zeus vs. the 6 Traitors 06 Dec 2019 This is part two of a 4 part series on how Zeus, as portrayed in LO is a formidable, manipulative, political operator. In the previous installment, I wrote about how...
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Zeus is a Machiavellian Psychopath: Zeus vs. his Brothers 05 Dec 2019 This is part 1 of a 4 part series on theories of the Politics of LO. While LO is undeniably primarily about romantic relationships, some of the verisimilitude of the...
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Persephone using pickup lines from a magazine on Hades pt 5 02 Dec 2019 It seems not everyone is familiar with the fine art of really, really, just awful pick-up lines, so here are the three Persephone is stringing together (usually told by a...
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Hades Thoughts on Kidnapping 10 Nov 2019 Ep. 87 represents a major change in how Hades deals with Persephone, and I believe it is because he now knows she is not a full member of TGOEM. Hades...
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Aphrodite Theory 06 Oct 2019 LOs Aphrodite is almost uniformly more sympathetic and kind than the Greek myth version. She is a caring mother to 7 children, including an adult who still lives at home...
Hades wants Persephone out of TGOEM, 1