02 Dec 2019

Persephone using pickup lines from a magazine on Hades pt 5

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It seems not everyone is familiar with the fine art of really, really, just awful pick-up lines, so here are the three Persephone is stringing together (usually told by a boy hitting on a girl).

"Boy: You like my shirt? It's made out of boyfriend material."

"Boy: You like my shirt? You can wear it tomorrow morning."

"Boy: I love your shirt/pants it will look even better on my bedroom floor."

These, like all pick-up lines, are primarily used by boys...because men don't need pickup lines.

Bobo Glaukon

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